What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:44
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Would people still care about Palestine if there was no Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
No way
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Have you been with a stranger yet?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..